Wednesday, March 9, 2022

All Buckle, No Swash: This "Cyrano" Disappoints

 Cyrano
directed by Joe Wright
starring Peter Dinklage, Kelvin Harrison Jr., Haley Bennett, Ben Mendelsohn 

I have said it before and I will say it again: I love musicals. I grew up on a steady diet of Lerner & Lowe, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Cole Porter and Frank Loesser. These were the standards set for the American style musical from the 1920s through the mid 1960s, and I am a product of my Baby Boom generation, and I swallowed them, hook, line and sinker. The next generation of musicals -- particularly the jukebox style and the rock opera -- have also gained my affection. The combination of storytelling with the emotion of clever lyrics wedded to powerful melodies, performed by incredible talents, has always been appealing to me.

Musicals have changed a lot over the last two decades -- they have grown into presentations with songs that incorporate rock, soul, blues, opera, hip-hop and today's pop music. Characters have more stream-of-consciousness thoughts set to music and songs don't always have memorable choruses. Today's musicals -- particularly in film -- don't always seem to require fabulous singing voices. Often to their detriment.

The story of Cyrano de Bergerac is a tale of unrequited love a nobleman with a physical deformity has for a young eligible woman, Roxane, who has fallen in love at first sight with Christian de Neuvillette, another soldier. Most of us know this story, or some form of it. First introduced via the 1897 play written by Frenchman Edmond Rostand, the original drama was inspired by a very real author, poet and duelist and written in rhyming couplets. According to this beloved tale, Cyrano believed that no woman could truly love him because of his deformity, his extra-large nose, so he agreed to ghost-write letters for his love-stricken but inarticulate fellow cadet, Christian, to make Roxane fall in love with him. This allows Cyrano to pour out his own feelings for her under the guise of being Christian. 


Cyrano The Musical

Jose Ferrer
chews the scenery with gusto in his most famous stage role and on the screen in 1950's first English language version that earned him an Academy Award. A previous musical version, Cyrano, starring Christopher Plummer and directed by Michael Kidd, played just 94 performances on Broadway starting in 1973. Steve Martin translated the idea to a comedy set in Canada with a happy ending in 1987's Roxanne (a very cute and laugh-filled film for the rom-com crowd). A French-language screen version starring Gerard Depardieu did well in 1990. The original play has been restaged dozens of times, and the main themes have been adapted or satirized on the big screen, on stage, and on television. 

Jose Ferrer in the 1950 film

All this brings me to Cyrano, the musical film released by Disney and starring award-winning actor Peter Dinklage in the title role. I am a big fan of Peter Dinklage -- he is an amazing and handsome actor who just happens to have dwarfism. Throughout his career he has been successful at avoiding roles usually reserved for actors of his stature, like fantasy elves, leprechauns, trolls or freaks, and been able to showcase his humanity and range. This Cyrano was crafted especially for him by his wife, Erica Schmidt, who adapted the original material, adding music by the Grammy-winning rock group The National. It's a clever idea -- transferring Cyrano's stumbling block from a facial feature to his stature -- that at first glance works well. It's also nice that the film engages in diverse casting choices, making its young Christian a man of color, played by newcomer Kelvin Harrison Jr.  

Still -- This Cyrano is mopey and dopey. A lot of this Cyrano takes the audience for granted -- we have to take a lot of facts as a matter of course, just because the movie says they are so. I guess Roxanne is beautiful enough to fall in love with at first sight -- she needs a weekend in the sun and a sandwich. And I guess she's clever and intellectual -- her bucking her intended husband, the villainous Duke De Guiche, is evidence. The Cyrano character is supposed to inspire admiration: for his boldness, his brashness, his derring-do, his swordplay both with a sharpened bit of steel and with his tongue. He's supposed to be clever and funny and smart in addition to being secretly lovelorn. But Dinklage doesn't quite carry that off -- he's less swagger and more haggard. He seems bitter and mean instead of clever, hangdog instead of noble, his swordplay is questionable, he's shaggy in a world of foppery (powdered wigs, powdered faces, beauty marks, and high heels are worn by both sexes) and what's worse, his singing voice is ... less than compelling. It doesn't help that many of the songs in this musical are slow, sad, navel-gazing yearnings about love: wanting love, losing love, not being able to declare love, being in love. There's not enough upbeat, celebratory tunes here that make you leave the theater singing. 


Can this love be revealed? Bennett & Dinklage

There are some interesting dance numbers, such as when Christian reprises the song originally crooned by Roxanne (in a lyrical soprano by Haley Bennett) in an earlier scene, when his fellow French army cadets suddenly begin to gyrate, quadrille, and lift each other with deadpan earnestness behind him. Harrison's voice is also less than what a stage actor would muster, and the distracting swooshing of the costumes as the men dance behind him is so disconnected that I was laughing out loud. Again, no joy. Just ludicrousness.

Granted, Cyrano sticks fairly close to the original material. Therefore -- Spoiler -- the ending isn't exactly happy. In the original story, Roxanne and Christian wed but barely have a chance to consummate before Christian is killed in battle, and Cyrano keeps his love for Roxanne a secret until his last dying breath a few years later. So no, he doesn't really get the girl. 


Bennett & Harrison in Cyrano

I wanted to like this Cyrano. It's beautifully shot. The costuming and set design are impeccable. Peter Dinklage is acting and singing his heart out. But so much of this film is off-putting, weird, sad, and disjointed. I literally wanted to stand up in the middle of the movie theater and yell, Wake Up -- This Is A BAD Movie, people!!! But that's just snobbery on my part. Many people seem to love this film and have heaped it with accolades. 

But I have to put a red light on for this Roxanne.